The Stevens Family

Last week I posted a plea for Dylan’s readers to help him find another Mr. Bear, and today he received this menacing response from Brynleigh.

Dylan was shocked when I read him the letter.

In the hopes of saving the bear from harm, Dylan has decided to post his response here.

Dear Little Baby B,

Please do not hurt the bear. I will fulfill your ransom request.

1. The baby pool party will take place on or around my 6 month birthday, and you will be the first baby to receive an invitation (provided you wear a bikini).

2. I have left a public comment on your photo gallery admiring your cute new photos.

3. I will arrange a lunch outing for our moms sometime in the near future; this outing can also serve as the drop point for the bear.

Please keep your spit-up to yourself (I have enough of my own), and do not harm the bear. He is innocent.

I have met your demands and look forward to receiving the spare Mr. Bear unharmed and spit-up free.

Sincerely,

Dylan

P.S. You would be wise to remember my cat-like reflexes and baby ninja skills. Perhaps you have forgotten the thrashing you received the last time you crossed me.